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i strongly associate white boys w/the smell of doritos tbh
if the kid put on zulfs dress he would stretch out the top and drag the bottom on the ground and it would make zulf Upset
sometimes zia puts on his dress too but it falls off the top and zulf chases her around the bastion like ZIA STOP YOURE EXPOSING YOURSELF ZIA GO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ZIA
they both end up gettin Terrible sunburns from running around uncovered and rucks n the kid laugh at em for a while
if zulf tried to put on the kid’s clothes could you imagine. the pants would be s o s h o r t on him omg,
omg the pants would be like at his knees he’d look so dumb
tho if zia could get the kid’s pants past her hips she’d look super mega cute in his outfit
this new zenpencils story thing has got me thinking. i used to hate a lot on zenpencils—i called it derivative, lazy trash; an ahistorical, political void. but now that he’s addressing people like me, the “trolls” and “haters,” and now that he’s shown that haters like me have negative effects on content creators like zenpencils, i’ve reconsidered my position. i dont think i’ve hated him enough. i’m realizing now i probably could stand to be a lot more vicious and maybe, if we all double our efforts, we can make him stop making bad comics forever
i couldnt even finish that whole latest comic i had so much secondhand embarrassment oh my god
my new icon more like jeez what a babe
im in love with your new icon omg
he don’t talk much
you can just call him
#*smoky potoo bird squawks (???)* proper stories are supposed to start at the beginnin #ain’t so simple with this one #now here’s a bird whose whole world got turned upside-down #leavin’ ‘im stranded on a rock in the sky #”ya coulda undone the calamity itself #”but instead you wanna stay #”in a world like this#”i gotta admit bird #”i ain’t yet put much thought into that idea” #it’s not that funny but im lauhgin
*begins vibrating at a dangerous speed* bastion *starts vibrating faster* bastion *lifts off* *flies away* *whisper in the distance* talk to me about bastion
did u say talk about bastion
y ES lets b bastion friends *pats face excitedly* im gonna replay it this weekend,
tell me about ur headcanons
"I don’t care what kind of blog you have, there’s no excuse not to reblog this"
Yes there is, I don’t fucking want to.
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